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Hosed – Episode 4

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Here’s the description of the latest installment from the Effingwoods VFD:

Paula formerly known as Paul before the sex change operation returns to the firehouse and has to try harder than ever to fit in with the Guys. Smitty and Ben get reprimanded by Sammy for their recent behavior on a fire call and Smitty continues to plead his case on why they should all be getting paid to be heroes.

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  1. Siskle and Ebert says

    Well its good to see this piece of trash got old real quick. Thats apparantly why its not on TV.
    I can only think of a few races, sexual preferences that haven’t been thrown a couple cheap shots. Maybe they can get some kids in wheel chairs, a midgit and a few mentally challenged kids to make fun of.
    Other than, i think its sound is good, cinematography is average and its editing is fair….no oscars here.

    on February 28, 2011 @ 12:20 pm. Reply
  2. Anonymous says

    Its better than Rescue Me….oh and here is a tip for all you vollies….wanna get paid then get hired…that would require you to drop that 300lb frame and get some training though

    on February 28, 2011 @ 12:36 pm. Reply
    • A. Nonny Moose says

      How fast you paid guys are to forget your roots…….weather you actually volunteered or not.

      on February 28, 2011 @ 7:25 pm. Reply
  3. Hoofhearted says

    A little to close to your reality Mr. Ebert?

    on February 28, 2011 @ 3:05 pm. Reply
  4. Fire 21 says

    Anonymous,
    I’d be a little careful where you throw those rocks. I’ll bet 80-90% of us started as “vollies” and then maybe became Sgt’s Lt’s or even Battilon Cheifs?? It’s that glass house thing ya know. Also it’s just a little humor being thrown out. I wouldn’t pound my 260LB chest to much.

    on February 28, 2011 @ 7:32 pm. Reply
  5. No. 1 Statter's Fan in Virginia says

    This s&*t is getting funnier and funnier. I was mad at it at first, making fun of the volunteers and all, but sometimes it is the sad truth! HA! HA! I am a proud career guy, union member, 13 years, that works at a Class 1/accredidated department with a high call volume and all that. I also volunteer and I am proud of that, too. If I did not volunteer to protect my house and my neighbors house, who would? Yes, I could tell you some volunteer stories you would not believe. I wish we could get away from career folks putting down the volunteers all the time. Sometimes, we need to help a brother up (providing mentorship, training and guidance) instead of holding him down. Here is the most important thing to think about. We have lost brothers on this job, who were volunteers. We have lost brothers on this job, who were career. Think about it. We need to think of our selves as one, and not being so devisive. As always, I am appreciative for Statter’s website. He does a job unequaled by no one. I am espcially appreciative of his coverage of the line of duty losses from this job. It gives us a chance to think about what happened and to pray for their perspective departments and families.

    on March 1, 2011 @ 1:42 pm. Reply
    • dave statter says

      Thanks mom :)

      Statter

      on March 1, 2011 @ 1:50 pm. Reply
  6. CAREER FF says

    DEAD ON, 100% TRUE!! F***IN’ DUMBEST!

    on March 3, 2011 @ 9:15 am. Reply
  7. Manny Freid says

    Where oh where is Episode 5??????

    on March 14, 2011 @ 5:13 pm. Reply

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