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Special New Year’s Day feature: Hidden camera shows plot to shut down STATter911.com.

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Happy New Year!

Thank you for being so supportive of STATter911.com. We have had a nice increase in web traffic for 2010. With all of your tips and input you make the job of running this blog quite enjoyable. I always appreciate the dialogue in the comments section. Even when you disagree with me. Maybe especially when you disagree with me. It keeps me on my toes.

It was a very interesting year for me transitioning out of TV news and into the world of consulting. As I’ve pointed out, one of my latest projects is working a bit with Chief Glenn Usdin on FireTruckBlog.com. I hope you are finding it a valuable site to keep you informed of what’s new (and even old) in the world of fire apparatus. If you haven’t done so already, check it out.

We have also enjoyed the partnership with our fellow fire and EMS writers at FireEMSBlogs.com. There is a lot of interesting stuff going on there.

We should also thank our friends Bill Schumm and Mike Ward at Firegeezer for again being the fire service site sending the most traffic to STATter911.com. Bill, like Billy Goldfeder at FirefighterCloseCalls.com, and some guy in Roanoke whose name and blog escape me right now, were among the earliest to reach out to me when this rag started almost four years ago.

And a special thanks to all of the photographers who alert us and provide many of the fire and EMS videos and pictures posted on this site.

Despite all of those good things, I have some distressing news about something that apparently began toward the end of 2010. The news arrived this morning in the form of the video above. It was sent my way by someone who has done work for STATter911.com. It proves there has been a plot against me by some of my employees and another blogger. I figured something was up after those disastrous Thanksgiving and Christmas broadcasts. I just had no clue how deep this thing went. It apparently is the work of a very small, but diabolical mind.

It turns out that even my recent problems with the phones at STATter911.com’s World Headquarters building were part of this plot (see note below about Verizon FIOS issue). It seems those who are trying to do me harm were after the Internet service to keep me from blogging, but messed up the phones instead.

Before you start thinking Dave is paranoid and really lost it because he believes the world is against him, check out the video. It’s all there.

Above, you will find a picture of the main suspect in this case (on the left), courtesy of Captain Willie Wines of IronFiremen.com. There is also a picture of me as I went undercover trying to infiltrate this ring.

So, now that this video has fallen into my lap I will be spending New Year’s Day pondering my next move.  While I am doing that, let me extend a sincere wish from Hillary (Mrs. STATter911.com), Sam (STATter911.com Jr.) and me that you have a safe, healthy and happy 2011.

NOTE: Thanks to all who have shared in our misery after our complaint about customer service for Verizon FIOS. The very next morning a technician was at my door and there are now people who I can reach directly if the problem persists. Readers from all over the country with connections to Verizon really went out of their way for me. It is greatly appreciated.

STATter911.com Animated Comments Christmas Edition.

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Click here for the previous movies in this series

More holiday greetings at FireTruckBlog.com and at FireEMSBlogs.com

On Christmas Eve, when not a creature was supposed to be stirring, our staff was working overtime at the STATter911.com World Headquarters Building to keep you entertained. They tell me they like it when I push them to do their best, even on the holidays.

I am headed out of town for the day. My employees left me a message that they have cooked up an entertaining Christmas feature for you with a very special guest. I will see it when I get back. So sit back and relax and enjoy the holiday movie above. My guess is it will soon be a classic up there with It’s a Wonderful Life and Jean Shepherd’s A Christmas Story.

To all of you who read this rag, and especially those working today, a very happy and safe holiday season.

My special holiday card below was created by IronFiremen.com’s Captain Willie Wines and features his close personal friend, The Fire Critic Rhett Fleitz.

 

STATter911.com’s Animated Comments Thanksgiving Edition.

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Click here if you missed STATter911.com’s Animated Comments Premiere Edition

Here are some pictures mentioned in the above broadcast. All are courtesy of IronFiremen.com:

Fireboy From Roanoke (AKA King of the Fire Blogs) gets his Thanksgiving bath

Fireboy From Roanoke in his role as King of the Fire Blogs

Below is the initial episode of The Adventures of Fireboy From Roanoke (AKA King of the Fire Blogs) & Captain Wines. It was orignally seen on the blog IronFiremen.com and can be followed there and on FireCritic.com.

STATter911.com Animated Comments Part 1. More evidence that Dave has lost his mind.

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A brand new feature for the blog. It is the first (and possibly last) installment of STATter911.com’s Animated Comments.  There is a don’t ask, don’t tell policy with this video. Don’t ask me what I was thinking when I came up with it and I won’t tell you.

The video features the writings of our readers. Does it make any sense? Not really. But enjoy.